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How Republicans and Democrats Think (or don’t)

 

If a Republican doesn’t like guns, he doesn’t buy one. 

If a Democrat doesn’t like guns, he wants all guns outlawed.

 


 

If a Republican is a vegetarian, he doesn’t eat meat. 

If a Democrat is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products banned for everyone.

 


 

If a Republican is homosexual, he quietly leads his life. 

If a Democrat is homosexual, he demands legislated respect.

 


 

If a Republican is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his situation.

If a Democrat is down-and-out he wonders who is going to take care of him.

 


 

If a Republican doesn’t like a talk show host, he switches channels.

A Democrat demands that those they don’t like be shut down.

 


 

If a Republican is a non-believer, he doesn’t go to church.

A Democrat non-believer wants any mention of God and religion silenced.

 


 

If a Republican decides he needs health care, he goes about shopping for it, or may choose a job that provides it. 

If a Democrat decides he needs health care, he demands that the rest of us pay for his.

 


 

If a Republican reads this, he’ll forward it so his friends can have a good laugh.

A Democrat will delete it because he’s “offended.”

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